I heard a bang, and went to investigate. It sounded a bit loud for a bird strike. In the conservatory, I discovered an exploded pane of glass:
The inner pane of the double glazing on that panel is no more. (The outer pane is intact, so at least we are weatherproof.) Well, the pane does still exist, in a higher entropy form, some caught in the blind, some swept up into a bucket:
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| not diamonds, unfortunately |
It wasn't that hot in the conservatory:
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| only 28 Celsius; not hot enough to shatter glass |









