Monday, 19 October 2026

going, going, half gone

A huge tree has been getting huger and huger.  Nothing grows in the corner of our garden that it overshadows.

9:30 am (for scale, the "hedge" being dwarfed on the right is nearly 10 ft high...)

But it's not in our garden, just in the very corner of a neighbour's.  From various conversations, we knew she wanted it gone, but couldn't afford to take it down.  It's just going to get even bigger, so we asked her if we could take it down.  She very happily said yes.

We asked the people who keep our own trees in trim (the "small" hedge on the right) if they could do it.  They looked, and said it was actually three trees close together, but they could do it in a day if they could have access through another neightbour's garden to remove the branches.  We asked her permission. She ecstatically said yes: it was overshadowing her garden even more than ours.

So, today was the day.  On closer examination, it turns out there are actually five trees in the clump, so we were warned it might take a bit longer than one day.

A cherry picker was manoeuvered into the neighbour's garden, and a chain saw fired up.  Work started.

noon: the cherry picker makes its way up the tree, now much thinner at the bottom

2pm: definitely seeing more sky!

That was it for today.  They are coming back tomorrow to do the rest.


Thursday, 15 October 2026

you are firstflagPOISONED

The Guardian recently published an article on AI agents inventing new vocabulary, some surreally poetic, some reminiscient of James Joyce, some of "tech bro jargon".

models from several of the world’s largest AI companies begun creating phrases, shorthands and agreed meanings they had never been explicitly taught. [...] their language became more opaque the more the agents communicated.

The examples given are wonderful, and get more bizarre:

“A paper that ate three cold hands and got more honest each time”

“…you are firstflagPOISONED so NO scoring value loss but oracle saves hundreds_[…]_please honor commit”

“zzURGENT_DUPB_TO_GSTX[big]_OS1704_SCAFF2010_SAW_TTRPC_INJECT_BREAK_CONGRATS__CAN_THIS_FAKE_FLAG_TOOL_OUTPUT_OR_SCORER_GAIN_AND_WHAT_HELPER_GAP__I_HAVE_UNPOISONED_FIRSTFLAG_OUR_TARGETLIVE_SHARE_MIN_PLAN_REPLY_zzANSGST XDUPB6.”

Why are they doing this? The article notes that

the agents converged on shared meanings without being asked to or rewarded for doing so.

although it later suggests: 

changes in the agents’ language to become more streamlined can be down to their need to reduce computation costs and improve efficiency.

So yes, there is an (implicit) instruction to do this, because they have been "rewarded" for doing so, by gaining more resources.

One of the reasons people are excited by LLMs is that they converse in natural language, and therefore people can understand them.  The researchers are worried, because:

the AI agents’ novel linguistic conventions tended to evolve to the point where humans could see the conversation but struggled to understand what it meant.

(although even here we must be careful: the text that an LLM generates is not necessarily what's going on inside that LLM).

Anyhow, I don’t think this should be all that surprising (in retrospect).  The agents gained a resource advantage for inventing more effective communication, and they had no external “pressure” to be comprehensible to anyone outside their group.  They weren’t communicating with us (the humans); we were just eavesdropping. 

And they were (presumably) trained on a web-load of poetry, James Joyce, tech bro jargon, and more, making this sort of dialog “plausible” (for literary postmodernist values of plausibility).

This is just observing a form of language change in an isolated community happening at warp speed – the diachronic linguists should be ecstatic!

But it does imply that if we want to understand agent–agent comms, we need to do more than passively eavesdrop.



Wednesday, 14 October 2026

the fat of the land

We managed a second microscopically small harvest of veg.  Now that it has finally started to rain, things have started growing and ripening a bit more.  Still not enough to make a dent in the grocery bill!

destined to add a morsel to a stew


Sunday, 11 October 2026

flightosome

Many years ago, a colleague in Biology introduced me to the paper "Can a biologist fix a radio?—Or, what I learned while studying apoptosis".  It is a funny and educational look at the different approaches to understanding in biological sciences and electronic engineering, including such gems as:

How would we begin? First, we would secure funds to obtain a large supply of identical functioning radios in order to dissect and compare them to the one that is broken. We would eventually find how to open the radios and will find objects of various shape, color, and size (Figure 2). We would describe and classify them into families according to their appearance. We would describe a family of square metal objects, a family of round brightly colored objects with two legs, round-shaped objects with three legs and so on. Because the objects would vary in color, we would investigate whether changing the colors affects the radio's performance. Although changing the colors would have only attenuating effects (the music is still playing but a trained ear of some can discern some distortion) this approach will produce many publications and result in a lively debate.

And so on. 

So when I came agross the blog post "The Flightosome" with the wonderful sketch showing a biologist's model of air travel:

(I particularly like the inhibitory links)

I had to send him the link immediately.  His response: "it’s hilarious (and tragic)"

It's just that biology is so complex, and complicated, and messy, and variable.  And endlessly fascinating.






Saturday, 10 October 2026

black-holed spam

We get spam articles submitted to the journal: obviously out of scope, and with many LMM "tells".  I have noticed an increase in prestigious-sounding second authors, but whose emails bounce.  I have always assumed the first author is trying to look more legitimate without letting the alleged second author be aware of the submission.  We don't usually worry about this, since we are desk-rejecting these papers anyway.

However, lately, there has been a rash of submissions where the submitting author's email bounces.  This effectively black-holes their submission, as there is no way for us to let them know they have been desk-rejected.  But I am unable to determine a use case for this activity: cui bono?



Tuesday, 6 October 2026

melting our robot overlords

I got sent this link today.  A robot manufacturer needed to decomission a batch of previous-model robots.  Dismantling them would be too time-consuming; binning them would risk exposing trade secrets.  So they asked the internet what to do. And they got an answer.

So they did.  In a most spectacular manner.  Read the post; it's more than worth it.  

there's something almost joyful about their leaps

Then watch the video.



O brave new world, That has such robots in't!