okay, this is getting silly

Just how many spam dentistry journals are there?

I thought the earlier dental request was silly.  Today I got two more spams, one from "Crimson Publishers":

Dear Dr. S Stepney,

Good Morning…..!

Can we have your article for successful release of Volume 1 Issue 3 in our Journal OOIJ?

We are in need of one article to accomplish the Issue prior 20th February. We hope that the single manuscript should be yours. If this is a short notice please do send 2 page opinion/mini review/case report, we hope 2 page article isn’t time taken for eminent people like you.

Please, track the below link for manuscript submission
http://crimsonpublishers.com/online-submission.php

Anticipate for your promising response.

Sincerely,
Lacey Spencer
Orthoplastic Surgery & Orthopedic Care International Journal

and another one from "Lupine Publishers":

Dear Dr. S Stepney,

Good morning! You’re up for great things today.

I would like to inform you that in this instance, we are in need of One Research Article to apply for ISSN for the Modern Approaches in Dentistry and Oral Health Care (MADOHC).

Could you possibly arrange this by 20th of February?

Hope your continuous support for our journal.

Regards,
Susan Robert

I am a bit tempted to plagiarise a well-known paper in this area and submit it.  But not that tempted.  Yet.